Another Greenville, Another Magic Mart

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People gripe about traveling abroad, especially for work. I don’t get it. Here is how it’s done.

1. Take yourself on a “date.” Jet lag is easy to conquer with modern chemistry. I tell people that I give myself a “roofie” before I fly across the globe. First I take myself out for a nice dinner – in this case an overheated Mexican craphole in a New Jersey airport. And I order extra salsa – in this case they brought ketchup.

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Then I get myself a nice girlie drink, the ones that come with either a paper umbrella or a glittery tube top. And, after telling myself how irresistible I am, I slip myself a few pills while I’m not looking. Two ibuprofen and two Benadryl.

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With the help of this concoction I can sleep all the way across the Atlantic while a 6-year-old ninja goes all Donatello on the…

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About George Crawford

archaeologist, archer, primitive technologist, and wannabee musician ... mostly
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